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The Elf off the Shelf

A Christmas Tradition Gone Bad

Format: Hardcover

"I honestly did believe this shelf gig was going to be great. 'Get out and see the world,' they said. 'Experience the joy of wide-eyed kids, holiday cheer, and the Christmas spirit,' they promised. 'Finally leave your parents' basement for once in two hundred and sixty-seven years,' they told me. I was sold.

And off I went. As a member of Santa's spy squad, I headed down south for the holidays to help the big guy decide who's naughty and who's nice. It was going to be a wonderful change of pace from the screwing, hammering, sanding, painting, and wrapping happening in Ol' St. Nick's workshop.

Or so I thought . . ."

--Horace the Elf

About Horace the Elf
Horace has been a professional elf for more than 250 years. Before being sent out to spy on and judge small children, he worked the assembly line in Santa's Workshop. He currently lives in his mother's basement in the North Pole. Though he's hoping with the residuals from this story he can finally buy a place of his own.

SKU W2515
File/Trim Size 10 x 10
Format Hardcover
ISBN 13 9781440527913
Number Of Pages 36

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