These stories, jokes, and quotes will have you laughing at the men who truly define meathead. Inside you'll find mind-numbing pieces of stupidity from average Joes and famous faces alike, such as:

"We look forward to hearing your vision, so we can more better do our job. That's what I'm telling you."
-George W. Bush

"The soundtrack to Indecent Exposure is a romantic mix of music that I know most women love to hear, so I never keep it far from me when women are nearby."
-Fabio

"Feminism is just a way for ugly women to get into the mainstream of America."
-Rush Limbaugh

These are the gender's shining stars, sure to make any of your dimmest and dumbest exploits seem not so stupid.

Barb Karg is a veteran journalist, author, graphic designer, and screenwriter. When not writing, Karg continues to work as an editor, designer, and layout specialist. Karg is at home in the Pacific Northwest with her better half, Rick, and their five opinionated four-legged children.

Rick Sutherland is coauthor of the anthology Letters to My Teacher, among many other books. An experienced editor, writer, and researcher, Sutherland is currently at work on a novel.

Diana Briscoe has been an author and editor for many years. She has compiled several humor titles for Michael O'Mara Books. Among other interests, she loves theater and ballet, sings classical music with a choir, and is an archaeologist specializing in pottery from the Dark Ages (400-750 C.E.). She is currently owned by two Burmese cats.