If you've ever had to make the choice between a cat and a man, here's proof that you're better off with Kitty-cats are never late for dinner, don't get cold feet, and couldn't care less whether you've balanced your checkbook. This irreverent collection confirms what you've always suspected-a cat is a woman's best friend!
A cat would never tell you your dress is too tight
You'll never get a call from you cat's ex-wife
A cat would never leave you for a younger woman
Cats love to hear about a good bargain.
Allia Zobel is the author of The Joy of Being Single and Younger Men are Better than Retin-A.
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