Does this sound familiar? A fluttering of butterflies comes when someone you spoke to for ten minutes at a party decides to call you two days later. You wonder if he'll look as good to you sober. You plan the wardrobe, spend more time at the gym. You buy a new shade of lipstick. Finally, the big night is upon you. You go to the mirror to touch up your makeup and your prince arrives. You know this not because he has rung your doorbell, but because you hear the honking of his car outside. You look out the window and hear a voice: "It's nickel beer night at Hooter's. Let's party, baby!" If so, you need the solace and comfort Joanne Kimes, a well-known expert on complaining, provides in Dating Sucks, such as: - The Directory of Duds
- The Hell You Endure to Get a Free Meal
- The Sexual Revulsion
- Why Go Out When There's So Much Good on TV?
Dating Sucks is the indispensable resource you need to keep your dignity and sanity intact even as the hellfire of dating threatens to singe off your mascara. No matter how weary you are, its hilarity will carry you through-until the angels send Mr. Right! Joanne Kimes is the author of Pregnancy Sucks and of Pregnancy Sucks for Men. She has written for a number of children's and comedy television shows and has more than two decades of dating under her belt. She lives in Studio City, California, with her husband and daughter.
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