Advice from Dead Celebrities

• Karen Carpenter: Breakfast is the most important meal of the day.
• John F. Kennedy: Don't mess with Texas.
• Mama Cass: Chew your food thoroughly and carefully.
• James Dean: Click it or ticket!

From presidents to pop stars, this book imagines what pearls of wisdom the dearly (sometimes darkly) departed would impart to us. Complete with hilarious illustrations of your favorite dead celebs, this one-of-a-kind volume will make you die laughing.

A. J. Barnes is a freelance writer and closeted celeb stalker. After graduating from college with a BA in creative writing, he spent five years in Los Angeles working on his first novel during the day and serving celebrities overpriced entrees at night. While he never wished death on any of the clientele, he would often predict who would be the next to go. He now splits his time between London and Boston.

Aaron Waite is a longtime artist who has a penchant for drawing dead people. His last book was 501 Things to Do with a Zombie. He lives in Massachusetts with his wife and cats, who are still very much alive.